








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2106 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3952 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4294 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3678 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,389,137 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .koGe | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | Ray | 61% | 57 |
| #3 | ekuB | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | Public Idiot Number One | 53% | 85 |
| #5 | FeXiS | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Billy | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Bongo | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | me0wthing | 3 | 0.0055 |
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| #5 | โ ๏ธ รฅrmen โ | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Billy | 625 | 0.24 | 17 min |
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ถ BOB3000 | 388 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | Ray | 227 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | FeXiS | 197 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #5 | Public Idiot Number One | 152 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ray | +3.14 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | Bongo | +3.14 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | Public Idiot Number One | +2.87 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | FeXiS | +1.52 | 69 | 74 |
| #5 | darki3 | +1.37 | 77 | 60 |





