








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 456 matches | ||
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12389 | 34% |
| Smokes | 9479 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6568 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 8165 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,054,204 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hager | 53% | 75 |
| #2 | HePe | 53% | 123 |
| #3 | ✪WidescreenIRL | 50% | 159 |
| #4 | 🆃🅷🅴 🅺🅸🅽🅶 BOB3000 | 50% | 228 |
| #5 | Jonas | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆃🅷🅴 🅺🅸🅽🅶 BOB3000 | 803 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #2 | HePe | 494 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | ✪WidescreenIRL | 440 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | CM* | 243 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | 1hp | 206 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReNmiL | +1.17 | 54 | 80 |
| #2 | Hager | +0.90 | 53 | 41 |
| #3 | Jonas | +0.58 | 68 | 56 |
| #4 | Bergfeldt | +0.46 | 59 | 46 |
| #5 | HePe | -0.07 | 62 | 60 |





