








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 847 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1205 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1600 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1614 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $374,841 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roffen§ | 53% | 99 |
| #2 | et meg | 53% | 80 |
| #3 | Snaph | 51% | 82 |
| #4 | Voce Vai Morrer | 50% | 42 |
| #5 | Ghost | 47% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Voce Vai Morrer | 50% | 42 |
| #5 | Ghost | 47% | 88 |
| #6 | Lando Norris | 43% | 75 |
| #7 | Blokhus | 41% | 96 |
| #8 | kristo | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | et meg | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Roffen§ | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Lando Norris | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Snaph | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Blokhus | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blokhus | 440 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | Lando Norris | 292 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Roffen§ | 138 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Snaph | 124 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Voce Vai Morrer | 74 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blokhus | +1.62 | 63 | 73 |
| #2 | Lando Norris | +1.03 | 62 | 60 |
| #3 | kristo | +0.94 | 56 | 62 |
| #4 | Snaph | +0.71 | 53 | 57 |
| #5 | et meg | +0.65 | 55 | 30 |





