








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,280 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5218 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3538 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2026 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2498 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,081,655 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 981 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JENNA TALES | 47 | 0.0276 |
| #2 | Pugdog | 23 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Turbo Tax | 19 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | p0se | 16 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | phzaza | 15 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Therman | +2.94 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | KYAL | +2.76 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | p0se | +1.04 | 86 | 54 |
| #4 | phzaza | -0.04 | 62 | 64 |
| #5 | Pugdog | -0.14 | 53 | 57 |





