








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 866 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5467 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6415 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3680 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5750 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,949,410 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2740 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Entr1s | 68% | 53 |
| #2 | bambi | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | Cori | 48% | 101 |
| #4 | Liloh | 46% | 50 |
| #5 | On Top of The World | 45% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liloh | 12 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | On Top of The World | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Entr1s | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Sm:)e | 5 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Cori | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sm:)e | 507 | 0.05 | 16 min |
| #2 | On Top of The World | 369 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | Zaytix | 175 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Liloh | 164 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Entr1s | 137 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | On Top of The World | +8.40 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | Liloh | +6.48 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | Entr1s | +5.15 | 90 | 51 |
| #4 | jack | +4.76 | 57 | 66 |
| #5 | Pony | +2.83 | 37 | 27 |





