








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1228 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2898 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2683 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2826 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,115,689 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 509 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daLwOo | 44% | 64 |
| #2 | On Top of The World | 43% | 155 |
| #3 | Liloh | 39% | 66 |
| #4 | Pony | 39% | 155 |
| #5 | Sm:)e | 36% | 501 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | On Top of The World | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Sm:)e | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Liloh | 10 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Horkrine | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | daLwOo | 6 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sm:)e | 550 | 0.05 | 15 min |
| #2 | Horkrine | 472 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | On Top of The World | 438 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | Liloh | 196 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | daLwOo | 176 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | On Top of The World | +8.15 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | Liloh | +5.59 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | daLwOo | +5.13 | 70 | 64 |
| #4 | jack | +4.28 | 67 | 64 |
| #5 | Pony | +2.18 | 31 | 29 |





