








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1653 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 284 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8655 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8091 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6346 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8138 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,341,976 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 861 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daLwOo | 65% | 43 |
| #2 | LOCKEDIN | 60% | 85 |
| #3 | kenny | 57% | 42 |
| #4 | Fuchsie | 56% | 141 |
| #5 | drunk bee | 55% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Pony | 50% | 100 |
| #8 | Sm:)e | 48% | 345 |
| #9 | jack | 48% | 50 |
| #10 | Horkrine | 45% | 130 |
| #11 | Zaytix | 43% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sm:)e | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | jack | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | daLwOo | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Fuchsie | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | drunk bee | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fuchsie | 640 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #2 | Sm:)e | 391 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #3 | Horkrine | 313 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | DDub | 267 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | kenny | 178 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | On Top of The World | +4.27 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | daLwOo | +3.15 | 68 | 66 |
| #3 | jack | +2.04 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | kenny | +1.65 | 90 | 67 |
| #5 | Pony | +0.62 | 29 | 28 |





