








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2685 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2538 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4457 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3111 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,085,408 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xShelly | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | Petti | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | ESPv2x | 54% | 46 |
| #4 | N1kRM | 54% | 131 |
| #5 | Snake Plissken | 54% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1kRM | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Sve[N] | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | KETOS | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | ZE[B]conn ^ /A/ | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | hax 87 | 4 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sve[N] | 645 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | N1kRM | 277 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | ZE[B]conn ^ /A/ | 160 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Snake Plissken | 132 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Petti | 126 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | +2.47 | 61 | 56 |
| #2 | xShelly | +2.09 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | N1kRM | +1.91 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | Sve[N] | +1.58 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | Petti | +1.45 | 67 | 73 |





