








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 505 matches | ||
| Faceit | 182 matches | ||
| Renown | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9767 | 23% |
| Smokes | 11105 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10280 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 10628 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,017,684 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 474 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zmon | 61% | 57 |
| #2 | Rev | 59% | 113 |
| #3 | R O X A S | 59% | 56 |
| #4 | ESPv2x | 58% | 146 |
| #5 | DeBastiB | 58% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | N1kRM | 56% | 176 |
| #7 | robsn | 55% | 257 |
| #8 | ZE[B]conn ^ /A/ | 54% | 177 |
| #9 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | 54% | 71 |
| #10 | 𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙃𝙊𝙀 | 51% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robsn | 25 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | N1kRM | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | DeBastiB | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Rev | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | ZE[B]conn ^ /A/ | 7 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robsn | 1538 | 0.28 | 38 min |
| #2 | ESPv2x | 424 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | N1kRM | 396 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | zmon | 315 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #5 | DeBastiB | 277 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robsn | +2.48 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | N1kRM | +1.99 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | +1.79 | 54 | 53 |
| #4 | 𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙃𝙊𝙀 | +1.30 | 66 | 72 |
| #5 | Rev | +1.27 | 79 | 52 |





