








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,203 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7880 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7544 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4582 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6197 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,298,171 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | xShelly | 53% | 76 |
| #11 | Dinkelberg | 52% | 92 |
| #12 | Big Benis | 51% | 68 |
| #13 | BaNaNa-X99 | 50% | 66 |
| #14 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | 49% | 234 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | 25 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Aimy | 16 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Younique | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | xShelly | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | hax 87 | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BaNaNa-X99 | +2.29 | 70 | 61 |
| #2 | Younique | +2.12 | 89 | 44 |
| #3 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | +2.05 | 59 | 57 |
| #4 | Sve[N] | +1.73 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | N1kRM | +1.48 | 72 | 63 |





