








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 157 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1816 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3560 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2482 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2915 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $948,894 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sve[N] | 57% | 53 |
| #2 | Snake Plissken | 56% | 176 |
| #3 | ESPv2x | 56% | 135 |
| #4 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | 54% | 131 |
| #5 | Petti | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snake Plissken | 348 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | ZE[B]conn ^ /A/ | 343 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | ESPv2x | 336 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | 236 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | R O X A S | 181 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1kRM | +2.01 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | +1.97 | 56 | 58 |
| #3 | Petti | +1.53 | 69 | 77 |
| #4 | Sve[N] | +0.13 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | Snake Plissken | +0.01 | 62 | 73 |





