








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 164 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,104 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1522 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3128 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2589 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1865 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $813,859 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ESPv2x | 55% | 138 |
| #2 | Snake Plissken | 54% | 177 |
| #3 | Petti | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Sve[N] | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | N1kRM | 51% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1kRM | 496 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | ESPv2x | 356 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | Snake Plissken | 334 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | 207 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Noname | 168 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1kRM | +1.94 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | +1.62 | 57 | 57 |
| #3 | Petti | +1.53 | 69 | 77 |
| #4 | Snake Plissken | -0.00 | 62 | 73 |
| #5 | Sve[N] | -0.43 | 71 | 66 |





