








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2060 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1877 | 45% |
| Smokes | 918 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 512 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 902 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $408,116 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skooN | 88% | 16 |
| #2 | Ellz | 86% | 7 |
| #3 | rav1e | 86% | 7 |
| #4 | ¥×Z̷e̷r̷q̷a̷r̷i̷×¥ | 73% | 15 |
| #5 | nutella.com | 71% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuflU | 18 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Nonni | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Zolo | 10 | 0.0172 |
| #4 | Stjáni Guli | 5 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | nutella.com | 5 | 0.0340 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuflU | 440 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | Nonni | 432 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | Zolo | 77 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Stjáni Guli | 69 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | VEJAY-_- | 59 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skooN | +3.54 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | EddezeNNN | +3.17 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | arNd_ | +2.46 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | ¥×Z̷e̷r̷q̷a̷r̷i̷×¥ | +2.05 | 91 | 54 |
| #5 | rav1e | +0.78 | 88 | 74 |





