








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1130 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1048 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 952 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 785 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $347,485 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¥×Z̷e̷r̷q̷a̷r̷i̷×¥ | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | EddezeNNN | 70% | 20 |
| #3 | RuflU | 70% | 23 |
| #4 | Nonni | 61% | 36 |
| #5 | Zolo | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | e1nfalt | 54% | 13 |
| #11 | ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZ | 52% | 27 |
| #12 | Hunter | 50% | 6 |
| #13 | Wadji | 48% | 21 |
| #14 | rufus | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonni | 165 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | samuel | 157 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | EddezeNNN | 116 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #4 | RuflU | 91 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZ | 54 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EddezeNNN | +3.01 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | Nonni | +1.70 | 82 | 73 |
| #3 | ¥×Z̷e̷r̷q̷a̷r̷i̷×¥ | +1.27 | 87 | 72 |
| #4 | INSTANT | +0.88 | 71 | 86 |
| #5 | Wadji | +0.81 | 63 | 62 |





