








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,809 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1810 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3963 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4069 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2967 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,432 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peak | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | Kimlo7 | 52% | 69 |
| #3 | sprayboks | 52% | 48 |
| #4 | Anders | 50% | 135 |
| #5 | tobe | 47% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | tobe | 47% | 183 |
| #6 | Salt | 46% | 125 |
| #7 | ☢ FistaMcGee | 46% | 59 |
| #8 | Gary madman YT | 44% | 50 |
| #9 | Gilbert Gaming | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobe | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Salt | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Kimlo7 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Gary madman YT | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Anders | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salt | 264 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Anders | 244 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | ☢ FistaMcGee | 173 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | tobe | 145 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gary madman YT | 64 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anders | +2.75 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | peak | +1.20 | 55 | 65 |
| #3 | ☢ FistaMcGee | +0.51 | 55 | 63 |
| #4 | Kimlo7 | +0.34 | 72 | 53 |
| #5 | kremklatt | -0.01 | 49 | 72 |





