








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1942 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2238 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1947 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1602 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $603,225 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tiltedcoding | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | peak | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Råsen | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | Gary madman YT | 52% | 48 |
| #5 | Anders | 50% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | kremklatt | 46% | 125 |
| #8 | ☢ FistaMcGee | 46% | 35 |
| #9 | tobe | 45% | 101 |
| #10 | Gilbert Gaming | 44% | 25 |
| #11 | sprayboks | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kremklatt | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | tobe | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Anders | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Råsen | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Kimlo7 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kremklatt | 261 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Anders | 161 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | ☢ FistaMcGee | 103 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | tobe | 91 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gary madman YT | 55 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tiltedcoding | +5.48 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | Anders | +2.54 | 69 | 63 |
| #3 | ☢ FistaMcGee | +1.56 | 50 | 65 |
| #4 | peak | +1.54 | 55 | 63 |
| #5 | Kimlo7 | +1.02 | 66 | 52 |





