








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 734 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1538 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2160 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1196 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $634,479 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peak | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | sprayboks | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | Anders | 53% | 106 |
| #4 | Kimlo7 | 52% | 48 |
| #5 | kremklatt | 47% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Gary madman YT | 45% | 38 |
| #7 | Salt | 45% | 101 |
| #8 | ☢ FistaMcGee | 44% | 43 |
| #9 | Larseenz | 42% | 12 |
| #10 | Gilbert Gaming | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kremklatt | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Salt | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Kimlo7 | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Gary madman YT | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Larseenz | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kremklatt | 328 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | Salt | 219 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Anders | 203 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | ☢ FistaMcGee | 130 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kimlo7 | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anders | +2.97 | 68 | 63 |
| #2 | peak | +2.05 | 58 | 65 |
| #3 | Kimlo7 | +0.65 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | kremklatt | +0.17 | 49 | 71 |
| #5 | ☢ FistaMcGee | +0.05 | 53 | 62 |





