








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1506 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1376 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1883 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1474 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,263,247 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negumi | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | FoXTroZT | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | aeasf | 60% | 67 |
| #4 | Mythu Lil Monkey | 57% | 165 |
| #5 | VeeerySucky | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | LazerRadical | 52% | 60 |
| #8 | C̵h̷e̶r̵r̸y̴ ̸B̷o̸i̵ ̵H̶×n̶t̴e̸r | 50% | 14 |
| #9 | Jenky | 42% | 48 |
| #10 | kaden | 41% | 17 |
| #11 | Kittycat456321 | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloomy | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Mythu Lil Monkey | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | FoXTroZT | 6 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | aeasf | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Jenky | 4 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mythu Lil Monkey | 556 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Gloomy | 493 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #3 | aeasf | 230 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jenky | 185 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | LazerRadical | 155 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LazerRadical | +2.85 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | Negumi | +2.48 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | Gloomy | +1.96 | 71 | 77 |
| #4 | Mythu Lil Monkey | +1.76 | 63 | 56 |
| #5 | kaden | +1.38 | 72 | 75 |





