








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 699 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 203 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10276 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7543 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7202 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7411 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,518,562 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aeasf | 63% | 84 |
| #2 | ed reed | 63% | 54 |
| #3 | LazerRadical | 63% | 123 |
| #4 | Gloomy | 62% | 259 |
| #5 | FoXTroZT | 59% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | miki | 52% | 61 |
| #11 | Kittycat456321 | 51% | 113 |
| #12 | dubular | 49% | 144 |
| #13 | mach | 49% | 108 |
| #14 | Tronkz | 37% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloomy | 23 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | FoXTroZT | 14 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | patty | 12 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | aeasf | 11 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Mythu Lil Monkey | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloomy | 1152 | 0.22 | 33 min |
| #2 | dubular | 847 | 0.27 | 22 min |
| #3 | Mythu Lil Monkey | 542 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | KirbDaG00n | 361 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #5 | mach | 354 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LazerRadical | +3.13 | 91 | 57 |
| #2 | KirbDaG00n | +2.67 | 84 | 71 |
| #3 | FoXTroZT | +1.42 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | Gloomy | +1.31 | 74 | 81 |
| #5 | Jenky | +1.20 | 76 | 56 |





