








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1688 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 902 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 152 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12039 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8984 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8316 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9477 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6596 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,936,695 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stuke | 59% | 74 |
| #2 | Hultti | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | 𝑬𝒐𝒏 | 52% | 141 |
| #4 | Aleksi Joonas | 50% | 408 |
| #5 | Benee ✪ | 48% | 481 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | free speech fabsolutist 💖 | 45% | 277 |
| #10 | Py11y | 44% | 142 |
| #11 | Izanagi | 42% | 55 |
| #12 | Larzka♿ | 42% | 280 |
| #13 | tompur | 40% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benee ✪ | 31 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Larzka♿ | 18 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Aleksi Joonas | 13 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Orpoerpo | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Urpokarhu | 9 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benee ✪ | 1331 | 0.13 | 30 min |
| #2 | Aleksi Joonas | 879 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | Orpoerpo | 515 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | Larzka♿ | 435 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #5 | 𝑬𝒐𝒏 | 406 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benee ✪ | +2.67 | 69 | 72 |
| #2 | Epik | +2.39 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | 𝑬𝒐𝒏 | +0.03 | 61 | 73 |
| #4 | stuke | -0.46 | 42 | 64 |
| #5 | Orpoerpo | -0.98 | 68 | 65 |





