








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 279 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1238 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1523 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1831 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1892 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $914,946 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 806 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halo ♿ | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | easy | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | Aleksi Joonas | 55% | 96 |
| #4 | Epik | 48% | 208 |
| #5 | Benee ✪ | 46% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Orpoerpo | 40% | 57 |
| #9 | free speech fabsolutist 💖 | 40% | 87 |
| #10 | TspK△ | 39% | 18 |
| #11 | Bryci | 28% | 25 |
| #12 | tompur | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benee ✪ | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Larzka♿ | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Epik | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | free speech fabsolutist 💖 | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Orpoerpo | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epik | 492 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Benee ✪ | 457 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Aleksi Joonas | 218 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Larzka♿ | 154 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Orpoerpo | 124 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benee ✪ | +3.01 | 68 | 71 |
| #2 | Epik | +2.86 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | Halo ♿ | +2.58 | 58 | 72 |
| #4 | tompur | +0.94 | 80 | 37 |
| #5 | Orpoerpo | -0.27 | 66 | 62 |





