








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 2,069 | |
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 126 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




108 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18126 | 37% |
| Smokes | 11754 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8462 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 11093 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,374,515 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2597 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meo | 71% | 89 |
| #2 | KAP | 65% | 117 |
| #3 | rahzee | 64% | 173 |
| #4 | :D | 63% | 105 |
| #5 | bkay | 61% | 628 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | kitty boy ♡UwU✰ | 60% | 145 |
| #7 | fraxxy | 57% | 138 |
| #8 | Cromfelg | 56% | 158 |
| #9 | solar | 55% | 60 |
| #10 | Toby Kykk | 52% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bkay | 63 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Cromfelg | 15 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | rahzee | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | kitty boy ♡UwU✰ | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | KAP | 8 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bkay | 1379 | 0.12 | 41 min |
| #2 | KAP | 809 | 0.34 | 24 min |
| #3 | rahzee | 673 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #4 | Cromfelg | 372 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | meo | 318 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T♡rry | +3.85 | 82 | 81 |
| #2 | KAP | +2.85 | 75 | 79 |
| #3 | bkay | +2.75 | 88 | 65 |
| #4 | fraxxy | +2.36 | 84 | 49 |
| #5 | meo | +2.10 | 77 | 68 |





