








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1664 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Wingman | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3638 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3236 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4370 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4507 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,122,657 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1719 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MachineChaos | 80% | 46 |
| #2 | smieszneznaczki | 68% | 59 |
| #3 | tony | 66% | 41 |
| #4 | so | 60% | 45 |
| #5 | T♡rry | 57% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cromfelg | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | HarDuSiggj? | 9 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | :D | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | T♡rry | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | bainz ┐( °ー ° )┌ | 6 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T♡rry | 915 | 0.33 | 28 min |
| #2 | Cromfelg | 353 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | bainz ┐( °ー ° )┌ | 253 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #4 | :D | 231 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Toby Kykk | 204 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smieszneznaczki | +4.42 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | T♡rry | +4.30 | 83 | 81 |
| #3 | fraxxy | +2.40 | 86 | 53 |
| #4 | tony | +1.33 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | MachineChaos | +1.15 | 85 | 59 |





