








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 806 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2053 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1313 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1597 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 935 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,230,421 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 632 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :D | 58% | 83 |
| #2 | T♡rry | 56% | 158 |
| #3 | fraxxy | 52% | 222 |
| #4 | Toby Kykk | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | ridola | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | T♡rry | 56% | 158 |
| #3 | fraxxy | 52% | 222 |
| #4 | Toby Kykk | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | ridola | 39% | 28 |
| #6 | HarDuSiggj? | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T♡rry | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | fraxxy | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | :D | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | ridola | 3 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T♡rry | 883 | 0.30 | 27 min |
| #2 | fraxxy | 264 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | :D | 162 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Toby Kykk | 91 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | ridola | 46 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T♡rry | +6.28 | 87 | 80 |
| #2 | fraxxy | +3.42 | 86 | 46 |
| #3 | ridola | +2.59 | 88 | 38 |
| #4 | :D | +0.73 | 59 | 46 |
| #5 | Toby Kykk | -0.94 | 43 | 47 |





