








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 501 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4816 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3950 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3297 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4158 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $554,151 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meo | 71% | 164 |
| #2 | bkay | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | swim | 66% | 68 |
| #4 | slaughter | 66% | 29 |
| #5 | T♡rry | 64% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ink | 62% | 97 |
| #8 | vintage/ | 60% | 53 |
| #9 | solar | 60% | 84 |
| #10 | boxxy | 44% | 27 |
| #11 | BareBearBoy | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T♡rry | 14 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | KAP | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | meo | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | ink | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | swim | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAP | 1304 | 0.35 | 39 min |
| #2 | T♡rry | 923 | 0.28 | 27 min |
| #3 | meo | 589 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #4 | ink | 433 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #5 | solar | 167 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAP | +3.07 | 78 | 81 |
| #2 | T♡rry | +2.77 | 75 | 77 |
| #3 | bkay | +2.61 | 80 | 58 |
| #4 | meo | +2.09 | 80 | 69 |
| #5 | rahzee | +1.57 | 79 | 67 |





