








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1004 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1970 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2556 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3507 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3576 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,800,682 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T♡rry | 60% | 145 |
| #2 | bkay | 52% | 166 |
| #3 | slnxc | 51% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T♡rry | 60% | 145 |
| #2 | bkay | 52% | 166 |
| #3 | slnxc | 51% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bkay | 14 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | T♡rry | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | slnxc | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T♡rry | 927 | 0.33 | 30 min |
| #2 | bkay | 418 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | slnxc | 168 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T♡rry | +4.64 | 85 | 80 |
| #2 | bkay | +2.78 | 87 | 65 |
| #3 | kitty boy ♡UwU✰ | +1.33 | 85 | 43 |
| #4 | slnxc | +0.09 | 67 | 50 |





