








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 499 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Esplay | 9 matches | 1,145 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3540 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,856 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2533 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2096 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 4852 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4375 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,459,889 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 595 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solvit | 48% | 492 |
| #2 | jOL | 46% | 59 |
| #3 | Von Pertan | 45% | 129 |
| #4 | Jägarn | 42% | 302 |
| #5 | Sagittarius | 42% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Von Pertan | 45% | 129 |
| #4 | Jägarn | 42% | 302 |
| #5 | Sagittarius | 42% | 197 |
| #6 | Torsten | 42% | 190 |
| #7 | Master_Charlon | 39% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solvit | 14 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Von Pertan | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Jägarn | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Sagittarius | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Torsten | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jägarn | 447 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #2 | Torsten | 287 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | Master_Charlon | 245 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Sagittarius | 183 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Von Pertan | 137 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jOL | +3.37 | 44 | 50 |
| #2 | Torsten | +2.36 | 66 | 69 |
| #3 | Von Pertan | +1.14 | 52 | 52 |
| #4 | Solvit | +1.07 | 58 | 25 |
| #5 | Vingen | -0.34 | 67 | 47 |





