








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1665 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9744 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10192 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7334 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6348 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,537,763 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ikarin | 49% | 701 |
| #2 | BhooM | 47% | 560 |
| #3 | s1ay | 46% | 351 |
| #4 | Turbine Ryota | 45% | 251 |
| #5 | danzerDADA | 45% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | s1ay | 46% | 351 |
| #4 | Turbine Ryota | 45% | 251 |
| #5 | danzerDADA | 45% | 214 |
| #6 | Aidan | 44% | 321 |
| #7 | BrawlOffSleepMeds | 36% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ikarin | 42 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | BhooM | 27 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Aidan | 15 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Turbine Ryota | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | BrawlOffSleepMeds | 10 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BhooM | 2322 | 0.21 | 49 min |
| #2 | Ikarin | 2038 | 0.15 | 42 min |
| #3 | s1ay | 704 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #4 | danzerDADA | 603 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #5 | Aidan | 562 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai | +3.70 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | danzerDADA | +3.32 | 85 | 56 |
| #3 | Ikarin | +2.53 | 70 | 50 |
| #4 | s1ay | -1.46 | 35 | 54 |
| #5 | Turbine Ryota | -2.76 | 33 | 48 |





