








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12186 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21682 | 39% |
| Smokes | 12893 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 10014 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 10854 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,617,616 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 355 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blst | 59% | 305 |
| #2 | bobby | 59% | 150 |
| #3 | Maddew | 57% | 322 |
| #4 | SaMi | 56% | 326 |
| #5 | Timsku | 55% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ile | 16 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | itsroT | 15 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | discopöllö | 15 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Maddew | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | SaMi | 8 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ile | 1702 | 0.14 | 44 min |
| #2 | itsroT | 1285 | 0.12 | 34 min |
| #3 | blst | 1048 | 0.17 | 31 min |
| #4 | Maddew | 916 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| #5 | SaMi | 652 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maddew | +2.31 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | dANNY | +1.73 | 87 | 78 |
| #3 | bobby | +1.18 | 79 | 58 |
| #4 | itsroT | +0.69 | 72 | 62 |
| #5 | ile | +0.31 | 68 | 64 |





