








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 759 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 208 matches | ||
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 168 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9249 | 25% |
| Smokes | 9221 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 13262 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 5579 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,097,872 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1442 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blst | 59% | 179 |
| #2 | SaMi | 59% | 223 |
| #3 | Maddew | 59% | 154 |
| #4 | bobby | 58% | 111 |
| #5 | discopöllö | 56% | 306 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dANNY | 23 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ile | 12 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | discopöllö | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | SaMi | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Sni⅁⅁erS 04 | 7 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dANNY | 3190 | 0.29 | 96 min |
| #2 | ile | 1637 | 0.15 | 42 min |
| #3 | blst | 680 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #4 | SaMi | 526 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #5 | uzi | 522 | 0.31 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maddew | +2.71 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | Sni⅁⅁erS 04 | +2.18 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | dANNY | +1.94 | 88 | 79 |
| #4 | itsroT | +1.32 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | ile | +0.79 | 71 | 63 |





