








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,952 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2889 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2012 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1688 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1363 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,231,516 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | arias | 50% | 66 |
| #7 | wazuu | 48% | 46 |
| #8 | GregHouseCS2 | 47% | 108 |
| #9 | 1flow | 46% | 52 |
| #10 | clipnafty | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GregHouseCS2 | 264 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | 1flow | 150 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | wazuu | 123 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | dmo | 119 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | arias | 112 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milf hunter | +3.76 | 83 | 77 |
| #2 | arias | +3.73 | 87 | 45 |
| #3 | 1flow | +2.30 | 85 | 60 |
| #4 | wazuu | +1.20 | 71 | 46 |
| #5 | clipnafty | +0.74 | 69 | 69 |





