








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 911 matches | ||
| Faceit | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




613 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
20233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5869 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6419 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7005 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5251 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,692,116 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1497 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z0mb1e | 68% | 168 |
| #2 | 1flow | 65% | 231 |
| #3 | Caprisun | 65% | 74 |
| #4 | Data ❤ | 63% | 80 |
| #5 | milf hunter | 61% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GregHouseCS2 | 158 | 0.0264 |
| #2 | clipnafty | 73 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | 1flow | 67 | 0.0143 |
| #4 | wazuu | 35 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | z0mb1e | 26 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clipnafty | 1409 | 0.22 | 41 min |
| #2 | z0mb1e | 901 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #3 | dmo | 737 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #4 | GregHouseCS2 | 713 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #5 | 1flow | 618 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z0mb1e | +5.00 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | arias | +2.52 | 91 | 38 |
| #3 | Data ❤ | +2.32 | 86 | 53 |
| #4 | 1flow | +2.28 | 89 | 63 |
| #5 | clipnafty | +1.51 | 77 | 71 |





