








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4454 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2217 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3685 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3795 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $576,899 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arias | 70 | 0.0279 |
| #2 | GregHouseCS2 | 33 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | 1flow | 23 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | wazuu | 19 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | clipnafty | 19 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clipnafty | 621 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #2 | 1flow | 396 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | wazuu | 327 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | dmo | 319 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | GregHouseCS2 | 251 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sava9e | +3.01 | 84 | 83 |
| #2 | Data ❤ | +2.42 | 82 | 54 |
| #3 | arias | +2.14 | 89 | 36 |
| #4 | clipnafty | +2.08 | 83 | 72 |
| #5 | 1flow | +1.96 | 87 | 67 |





