








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 672 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10053 | 32% |
| Smokes | 9008 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4562 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 7574 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,812,023 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milf hunter | 72% | 111 |
| #2 | L0NER | 71% | 70 |
| #3 | Acinic | 69% | 59 |
| #4 | 1flow | 64% | 138 |
| #5 | Data ❤ | 64% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arias | 104 | 0.0256 |
| #2 | GregHouseCS2 | 41 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | 1flow | 22 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | clipnafty | 18 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | wazuu | 16 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sava9e | 847 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #2 | Data ❤ | 472 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | clipnafty | 384 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #4 | 1flow | 367 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | arias | 355 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Acinic | +4.26 | 96 | 62 |
| #2 | L0NER | +4.15 | 85 | 70 |
| #3 | Sava9e | +2.50 | 77 | 82 |
| #4 | 1flow | +2.49 | 87 | 63 |
| #5 | milf hunter | +2.49 | 82 | 70 |





