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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 270 | 21% |
| Smokes | 332 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 322 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 337 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $231,769 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andrew golara | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | the nine | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | SMIELSZY_WACEK | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | VonMoltke | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | O_P_O_S | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUNIA!!! | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Mr_Peanut ツ | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | JANUSZ !!! | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | O_P_O_S | 1 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUNIA!!! | 31 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | VonMoltke | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | JANUSZ !!! | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Mr_Peanut ツ | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | SMIELSZY_WACEK | 12 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reksio Stulejka | +9.37 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | VonMoltke | +4.14 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | O_P_O_S | +3.08 | 63 | 41 |
| #4 | Mr_Peanut ツ | +1.47 | 79 | 47 |
| #5 | • anarchia18 • | +0.84 | 84 | 47 |





