








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 94 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7620 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7793 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5514 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6313 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,519,832 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 501 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiyosuka | 68% | 40 |
| #2 | + dégenèse + | 65% | 55 |
| #3 | miguelito | 63% | 63 |
| #4 | TEST | 63% | 71 |
| #5 | Top Dawg Under Dawg NL | 60% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | A F*ing NINJA, MAN!! | 48% | 62 |
| #18 | uiia | 47% | 62 |
| #19 | Banned | 44% | 39 |
| #20 | GetMcFucked | 41% | 54 |
| #21 | pickems in shambles | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fraudy | 25 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | miguelito | 12 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | GetMcFucked | 12 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | Top Dawg Under Dawg NL | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Nathan ✿ | 7 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fraudy | 1081 | 0.24 | 30 min |
| #2 | TEST | 346 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | Top Dawg Under Dawg NL | 303 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Doss | 299 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Nathan ✿ | 281 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEST | +2.99 | 68 | 78 |
| #2 | Jojj | +2.43 | 69 | 64 |
| #3 | Kaldera | +1.76 | 81 | 41 |
| #4 | fraudy | +1.34 | 65 | 79 |
| #5 | + dégenèse + | +1.34 | 72 | 69 |





