








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1042 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,640 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4691 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5598 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4383 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3625 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,118,617 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GetMcFucked | 68% | 38 |
| #2 | Doss | 68% | 93 |
| #3 | Jojj | 63% | 63 |
| #4 | fraudy | 62% | 145 |
| #5 | uiia | 60% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jojj | 63% | 63 |
| #4 | fraudy | 62% | 145 |
| #5 | uiia | 60% | 40 |
| #6 | TEST | 56% | 27 |
| #7 | Nathan ✿ | 52% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fraudy | 31 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Doss | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | uiia | 7 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | GetMcFucked | 7 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Nathan ✿ | 5 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fraudy | 727 | 0.26 | 21 min |
| #2 | Doss | 244 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Jojj | 220 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Nathan ✿ | 215 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | GetMcFucked | 192 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEST | +3.04 | 62 | 73 |
| #2 | fraudy | +1.79 | 66 | 79 |
| #3 | Jojj | +1.76 | 60 | 64 |
| #4 | miguelito | +1.61 | 68 | 67 |
| #5 | uiia | +1.09 | 65 | 64 |





