








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1086 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,506 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5620 | 59% |
| Smokes | 1771 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1781 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 334 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,024,920 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2575 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flyfriend28 | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | sleepy | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | RHY | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Sicker | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | SoulEater | 5 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flyfriend28 | 360 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | sleepy | 308 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Sicker | 147 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | SoulEater | 101 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | RHY | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Green Faucet Long Grass | +5.41 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | RHY | +2.68 | 87 | 45 |
| #3 | nacrams | +1.53 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | SoulEater | +0.99 | 67 | 48 |
| #5 | Flyfriend28 | -0.42 | 67 | 54 |





