








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6170 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5588 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4524 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3166 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,372 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 415 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiruLo | 800 | 0.28 | 19 min |
| #2 | Green Faucet Long Grass | 449 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #3 | Flyfriend28 | 234 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | Sicker | 125 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | SoulEater | 102 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiruLo | +7.20 | 91 | 59 |
| #2 | Green Faucet Long Grass | +6.68 | 88 | 62 |
| #3 | SoulEater | +1.02 | 56 | 46 |
| #4 | Sicker | +0.78 | 73 | 64 |
| #5 | Flyfriend28 | +0.09 | 61 | 52 |





