








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1825 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1942 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2930 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3355 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,124,015 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2574 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | KiruLo | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | kowe | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | KiruLo | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | kowe | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiruLo | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | kowe | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kowe | 263 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | KiruLo | 168 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | ★ | 68 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiruLo | +3.17 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | nacrams | +0.94 | 75 | 50 |
| #3 | ★ | -0.38 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | kowe | -0.64 | 84 | 67 |





