








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 759 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9437 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7322 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7013 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7267 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,464,520 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | br0dh@V | 85% | 60 |
| #2 | cHa0s - | 83% | 70 |
| #3 | staNNN | 78% | 135 |
| #4 | j1 | 77% | 202 |
| #5 | hyPerTEXT <3 | 76% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ⭕⃤ blood_thirsty | 74% | 576 |
| #10 | PR! | 73% | 90 |
| #11 | JON SNOW | 73% | 55 |
| #12 | WaTeR | 71% | 343 |
| #13 | ROCKitsme | 63% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaTeR | 69 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | brokenpegs | 19 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ blood_thirsty | 16 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | j1 | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | 911 | 11 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ blood_thirsty | 3069 | 0.26 | 80 min |
| #2 | brokenpegs | 2015 | 0.28 | 53 min |
| #3 | WaTeR | 1547 | 0.22 | 41 min |
| #4 | 911 | 1546 | 0.25 | 43 min |
| #5 | ASH | 536 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hyPerTEXT <3 | +2.87 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | cHa0s - | +2.42 | 72 | 75 |
| #3 | Bruh. | +2.24 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | brokenpegs | +1.43 | 76 | 71 |
| #5 | 911 | +1.36 | 65 | 70 |





