








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1041 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 510 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,082 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9032 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8689 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4448 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4913 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,981,813 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Franciszek | 53% | 403 |
| #2 | ?? | 53% | 317 |
| #3 | Al3x | 52% | 61 |
| #4 | IceMat | 52% | 184 |
| #5 | CHiiiiLL | 51% | 433 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Franciszek | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | ?? | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | CHiiiiLL | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | IceMat | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Ceran69 | 5 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHiiiiLL | 1611 | 0.17 | 48 min |
| #2 | Franciszek | 1528 | 0.18 | 45 min |
| #3 | Ceran69 | 509 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #4 | ?? | 464 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #5 | IceMat | 401 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHiiiiLL | +3.28 | 76 | 71 |
| #2 | Perszu | +1.66 | 79 | 78 |
| #3 | ♿Brzeszczot | +0.85 | 61 | 72 |
| #4 | Franciszek | +0.25 | 73 | 62 |
| #5 | Al3x | +0.03 | 73 | 63 |





