








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 907 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 434 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5996 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4893 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4088 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3707 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,561,985 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IceMat | 54% | 183 |
| #2 | Franciszek | 52% | 413 |
| #3 | ?? | 51% | 314 |
| #4 | ♿Brzeszczot | 51% | 433 |
| #5 | Minecraft Przemu | 50% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ?? | 51% | 314 |
| #4 | ♿Brzeszczot | 51% | 433 |
| #5 | Minecraft Przemu | 50% | 118 |
| #6 | ?KozloS | 50% | 133 |
| #7 | Ceran69 | 44% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Brzeszczot | 21 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Franciszek | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ?? | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | IceMat | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Ceran69 | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Brzeszczot | 2656 | 0.29 | 82 min |
| #2 | Franciszek | 1557 | 0.18 | 46 min |
| #3 | ?? | 467 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #4 | Ceran69 | 437 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #5 | IceMat | 406 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHiiiiLL | +3.19 | 76 | 71 |
| #2 | ♿Brzeszczot | +0.37 | 59 | 76 |
| #3 | Franciszek | +0.23 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | Minecraft Przemu | -0.97 | 56 | 58 |
| #5 | IceMat | -1.10 | 63 | 57 |





