








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4200 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4399 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3120 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2197 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2505 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,866,294 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ?? | 54% | 292 |
| #2 | IceMat | 53% | 159 |
| #3 | ♿Brzeszczot | 53% | 403 |
| #4 | ?KozloS | 52% | 109 |
| #5 | CHiiiiLL | 52% | 413 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ♿Brzeszczot | 53% | 403 |
| #4 | ?KozloS | 52% | 109 |
| #5 | CHiiiiLL | 52% | 413 |
| #6 | Minecraft Przemu | 51% | 109 |
| #7 | Ceran69 | 47% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Brzeszczot | 19 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | CHiiiiLL | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | ?? | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | IceMat | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Ceran69 | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Brzeszczot | 2437 | 0.29 | 76 min |
| #2 | CHiiiiLL | 1600 | 0.18 | 49 min |
| #3 | Ceran69 | 437 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | ?? | 423 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | IceMat | 357 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHiiiiLL | +3.22 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | ♿Brzeszczot | +0.45 | 59 | 75 |
| #3 | Franciszek | +0.35 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | Minecraft Przemu | -0.75 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | IceMat | -1.22 | 64 | 58 |





