








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1685 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1340 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1582 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1074 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $501,836 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TłustaFaja19 | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | ?? | 48% | 96 |
| #3 | Franciszek | 47% | 152 |
| #4 | IceMat | 47% | 45 |
| #5 | ♿Brzeszczot | 46% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | IceMat | 47% | 45 |
| #5 | ♿Brzeszczot | 46% | 171 |
| #6 | CHiiiiLL | 44% | 151 |
| #7 | ?KozloS | 37% | 43 |
| #8 | Minecraft Przemu | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Brzeszczot | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Franciszek | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | ?? | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ?KozloS | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | IceMat | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Brzeszczot | 1033 | 0.28 | 31 min |
| #2 | CHiiiiLL | 608 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #3 | Franciszek | 599 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #4 | ?? | 143 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | IceMat | 92 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHiiiiLL | +3.41 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | ♿Brzeszczot | +0.59 | 58 | 74 |
| #3 | Franciszek | +0.11 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | TłustaFaja19 | +0.00 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | IceMat | -0.94 | 67 | 55 |





