








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 888 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1062 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 744 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 472 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $567,364 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IceMat | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | Minecraft Przemu | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Franciszek | 52% | 109 |
| #4 | ♿Brzeszczot | 51% | 134 |
| #5 | CHiiiiLL | 50% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Franciszek | 52% | 109 |
| #4 | ♿Brzeszczot | 51% | 134 |
| #5 | CHiiiiLL | 50% | 133 |
| #6 | ?? | 49% | 81 |
| #7 | Ceran69 | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Brzeszczot | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | CHiiiiLL | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Franciszek | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ?? | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Ceran69 | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Brzeszczot | 891 | 0.31 | 29 min |
| #2 | CHiiiiLL | 525 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | Franciszek | 408 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | Ceran69 | 131 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | ?? | 126 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHiiiiLL | +3.81 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | Franciszek | +0.49 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | ♿Brzeszczot | +0.48 | 59 | 77 |
| #4 | Minecraft Przemu | -0.11 | 65 | 59 |
| #5 | IceMat | -0.75 | 63 | 58 |





