








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,064 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2687 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1493 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2195 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1689 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,627 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fuuferi | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Skuupi | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | TaistO | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | relaxantt1 | 50% | 52 |
| #5 | Hobo with Shotgun | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnnelinMoro | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Ar§K@ | 4 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | sophia | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ThöNunna | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Matti42VTyötön | 3 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PARRUHande | 169 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | j4Nu | 156 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Matti42VTyötön | 94 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | sophia | 93 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | ThöNunna | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |





