








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 730 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 338 matches | ||
| Faceit | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9221 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8110 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6616 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8504 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,781,850 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 852 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZuBa | 58% | 228 |
| #2 | P1rtt1 | 56% | 331 |
| #3 | Fauni | 55% | 62 |
| #4 | Ventsu | 53% | 518 |
| #5 | Kronek | 52% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | π
Ίπ
Έπ
»π
»-π
Ήπ
Ύπ γ | 52% | 188 |
| #7 | PikkuHousuPasi | 51% | 136 |
| #8 | Eddu | 51% | 299 |
| #9 | ReG | 51% | 275 |
| #10 | kp3 | 50% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ventsu | 15 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | P1rtt1 | 14 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Eddu | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ZuBa | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | π
Ίπ
Έπ
»π
»-π
Ήπ
Ύπ γ | 7 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ventsu | 3354 | 0.31 | 103 min |
| #2 | P1rtt1 | 935 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #3 | ReG | 603 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #4 | Eddu | 480 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | ZuBa | 340 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1rtt1 | +1.98 | 82 | 75 |
| #2 | Moto | +1.31 | 70 | 77 |
| #3 | ZuBa | +0.81 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | ReG | +0.27 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | Fauni | +0.23 | 64 | 62 |





