








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 521 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Faceit | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2820 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4638 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2649 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3566 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,416,645 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZuBa | 54% | 48 |
| #2 | Ventsu | 53% | 209 |
| #3 | P1rtt1 | 52% | 210 |
| #4 | Moto | 52% | 188 |
| #5 | PikkuHousuPasi | 49% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | P1rtt1 | 52% | 210 |
| #4 | Moto | 52% | 188 |
| #5 | PikkuHousuPasi | 49% | 129 |
| #6 | Fauni | 48% | 65 |
| #7 | Kronek | 46% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1rtt1 | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Moto | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Ventsu | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | PikkuHousuPasi | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | ZuBa | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ventsu | 1142 | 0.26 | 37 min |
| #2 | Moto | 637 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | P1rtt1 | 625 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #4 | PikkuHousuPasi | 253 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kronek | 89 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1rtt1 | +2.48 | 83 | 76 |
| #2 | Moto | +1.27 | 73 | 78 |
| #3 | ZuBa | +1.05 | 64 | 74 |
| #4 | Fauni | +0.36 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | Ventsu | -0.08 | 55 | 80 |





