








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 686 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Faceit | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6491 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7499 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6672 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6855 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,016,274 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZuBa | 56% | 143 |
| #2 | rmplr | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | JuhPa | 54% | 59 |
| #4 | muna | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | Iluri | 52% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eddu | 18 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | P1rtt1 | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | kp3 | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Moto | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | McCree | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ventsu | 2189 | 0.35 | 68 min |
| #2 | Moto | 1029 | 0.18 | 28 min |
| #3 | Eddu | 916 | 0.08 | 24 min |
| #4 | McCree | 552 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #5 | P1rtt1 | 545 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZuBa | +1.40 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | P1rtt1 | +1.34 | 81 | 74 |
| #3 | Moto | +0.92 | 68 | 78 |
| #4 | Iluri | +0.75 | 68 | 74 |
| #5 | kp3 | +0.57 | 79 | 58 |





